I swear I just had my hair highlighted a few weeks ago. But right now, I’m experiencing what I like to refer to as “Mommy Headband”. This means I HAVE to wear a headband to hide my roots. Or a pony tail to mask my dead ends. Plus it’s been raining off and on. And I have to wear a hat when it’s sunny out because I’m….42. Those days of laying out in the driveway with my best friends on a hot Texas day? And spraying baby oil on our faces and bodies? They are….over. If I don’t wear SPF 25 and cover my head in some fashion, I get a sun-burned scalp and raccoon eyes where my sunglasses were. Yes, I’ve officially turned into my mother.
I get that I live in New England now. It takes longer to get a tan… or even a burn. (In places where I forgot to rub in the sunscreen.) It also means your dark roots start to show a mere three and a half weeks after a highlighting. I love my hair stylist. Patrick is the best. It’s not his fault I have dirty blond hair and live in Rhode Island. This never happened when I lived in Texas. (Because the driveway absorbed the sun like Sponge Bob to salt water and meant I’d get major blond highlights for free!)
I’m here to let you know it’s OK to let your roots shine, girls. It happens from time to time. So wear your Mommy Headband with pride.
Do you know how many moms out there don’t even have the time to get their hair done professionally? They’re lucky to fit in a shower in between all the night feedings and toddler tantrums.
I know you may be desperate. But be patient. Don’t do anything stupid. Like…I did. I think I’ve had 50 shades of blond through the years. When I was in college, I used to have my roommates do my hair. And I used Sun In. After the second semester of my freshman year, my hair was so damaged, it turned orange. My brother told me I looked like something I don’t even want to repeat. And my parents didn’t even recognize me! For the love of Sarah Jessica Parker, my mom had to dye my hair back to normal with a bottle.
One of my dearest friends brought my roots to my attention when I was working full-time. During my second month there! I was so embarrassed! At the time, my son was three and my daughter was six months old. Oh my, I remember those days. A shower was an accomplishment. I have a mommy friend who shares pictures of her dark roots on Facebook, God bless her!
Here’s a thought: The next time a fellow mom shares her personal root rage with you, offer to take care of her kids for a couple of hours so she can have some time for herself to get her hair done. If Samantha did it for Miranda in Sex and the City, it’s the least you can do!
In defense of the “DEAR FRIEND” who I’m pretty sure is ME:
> I was a CLUELESS 20-something w/ no kids who had mastered the art of putting myself first, always. Something I’m relearning as mom.
> Our office was NEXT DOOR to a salon #justsaying
> I’m sure my root call out was more of a “honey, take some time for you”
> Now a mom with roots of my own (touché’) I still honestly do not know how you pulled it together to get to the office everyday
> your gorgeous regardless of roots, headbands, batwings, etc.
> Still waiting to see you as a red head, rumor has it you were a total babe in college with strawberry blonde hair
Hopefully Salon Lux is following this post and sending coupons to all you ladies in need of a hair appointment.
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Ha haha – No worries. I adore you, lady! You were young, but I honestly hadn’t had my roots done in FOREVER!
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So young, so clueless. Thank Goddess for your wisdom. Everything you’ve ever shared about being a new mom was right on the money.
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This is fantastic! Now I’m wondering how long it’s been since I had my hair trimmed…hmmm? I reckon there was snow.
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LOL, I feel a case of root rage coming on soon! It seems like one minute I can handle it, and the next I can’t stand it any longer! Finding time is so hard! (Ps. Sun In- totally did that!)
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I love you so much. A friend’s mom asked me “do you even know your natural color anymore?” Go bless her .I was slightly offended, then realized: she thought my color was professional. HA! I haven’t been able to get to the salon since Addie was 4 months and I have not opened a box of Revlon in almost as much time. “THIS is natural” I responded… thankful for the red that the sun pulls from my hair.
Your honesty reminds me that it’s OK to not have the time to get your hair done (even with just one baby!)… and sometimes it’s OK to not have time for a shower, too!
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I seriously cannot stop laughing… mostly because I got my roots done just today! Problem with me is: Gray! Yikes. I will be using the term “root rage” forever. I LOVE this!
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LOL!!! You are awesome! I am one that falls into the category that I have not found time! My hair is greying as I type!
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