Oh boy, it’s almost Valentine’s Day! And my dad’s birthday! Happy birthday, dad!
Do you do anything out of the ordinary on Valentine’s Day?
We do something silly every year. My husband and I have been married for 22 years. I realize we’re not old pharts yet, but we do tend to get a little tired of the same-old, same-old every Valentine’s Day. We go all-out for birthdays, Christmas and our anniversary. But Valentine’s Day, not so much. We actually treat it like opposite day.
You see, my husband has a quick, dry wit. He likes to use Valentine’s Day as an opportunity to give me the cheesiest Infomercial-inspired gag gift possible. Through the years, he has given me a Snuggie (with a free reading light), Pajama Jeans, roses from the gas station, an As Seen on TV-featured “Ahh Bra” and the Time/Life Country Love Songs collection, which I still keep (and play) in my car…to everyone’s dismay.
I can’t wait to see what he’s getting me this year. I’m secretly hoping for a pair of these. Oh yes, they are As Seen on TV’s super-spectacular Slimming Sauna Shorts: http://www.asseenontv.com/slimming-sauna-shorts/detail.php?p=370074&v=fitness
Ha! I think your entire love letter to yourself could have said, “You’re only 42! You are one completely fucking awesome kid!”
Very sweet, Jackie and a damn good exercise, too!
Thanks CBW, you’re a pretty awesome kid too.