If you want to crawl back to bed after the kids leave for school because you got 3 hours of sleep the night before.

If you drink 3 cups of coffee or tea by 10 a.m. to try to get through the day.

If you closet eat chocolate while your husband is on a diet and don’t mention what’s in your mouth when your kid asks.

If you buy pre-cut fruit on a regular basis.

If you consider eating cereal over the sink “dinner” when your husband is away on business.

If you feed your kids non-organic fish sticks for dinner because you have nothing left in the fridge.